“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children
(Source: nextyearsgirlisaghostnow, via dicksp8)
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
fun fact: that “air” is actually there to prevent your chips from getting stale
I thought that air was there to prevent the chips being crushed
(Source: shopjeen, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)
"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”
sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???
scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………
I showed this post to my mom and she almost slapped me
If the idea that “they is plural” ever bothers you, just imagine that there’s several of me and we’re all screaming at you to use my correct fucking pronouns
(Source: prolescaryat, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)
Dean and Sam mildly shocked at the polygamous wife
and then there’s Cas
YOU CAN JUST SEE THE LIGHT BULB FLICK ON
I CAN HAVE DEAN AND SAM
And if I find Meg… I can have Dean and Sam and Meg and they can rotate their days.
I need to buy a day planner
I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE CRAZY. I LOVE YOU SPN FANDOM.
I NEED TO BUY A DAY PLANNER
I mean I don’t ship sastiel but wincestiel sounds pretty damn good
(Source: canonsunkmyship, via nivena)